Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 24th Edition

last SG · 2006-12-19T12:25:44+00:00

Actually Singtel have a reputation of putting up wrong prices and wrong promotional plans etc but they always honor them

av98m SG

on other news, why can't LKY die faster? Confused

iveco SG

Try putting a bullet in his head and see if he is still standing after that. Laughing

laurence82 SG

how old is he?

but anyhow, he need help with walking at this year NDP

a warning sign

Fatum SG

my very very private theory ... in no way connected to any political sentiments or personal feelings ...

you know ... very public figures, like politicians, gangster leaders, great company bosses and all that, if you offend too many people, people will curse at you "pai si" (hard to die) in hokkien .... and truly .. if you notice ... chaps like these seldom have peaceful deaths ....

they'll linger for a long long time, till the organs start failing and the body gets wrecked with the pains of old age ....

Neutral .....

the Bear SG

here's the scary part... they weren't..

laurence82 SG

i think so, but most of these will be kept secret, you wouldnt know they suffer from syphilis for a long time till they are dead

av98m SG

OK,

*waits for ministers and mps to die so he can record down their causes of death and see if fatum is correct*

the Bear SG

maybe he's being injected with some kind of crap that keeps him alive? Laughing

you know, Keith Richards supposedly changes his blood once a year

av98m SG

Shocked

viciouskitty74 SG

Home cooked lunch.

Stirfried cabbage swimming in soysauce soup with prawns.

Curried squid rings with long beans

White rice.

I cant bring myself to touch the curried squid today, think my tastebud is going to revolt.

av98m SG

keith richards is evil Confused

the Bear SG

i guess my section deals with a lot of vendors doing a lot of little jobs, so we do meet our share of terrible vendors...

i would say that a lot of businesses out there fail because the people they send out are totally unsuitable for their job.. that is, they have no idea what their company products are, what the limitations of their company is, what they can deliver, and are totally lost when it comes to the sales pitch...

you do NOT promise everything... then find yourself unable to deliver...

damn.. Scott Adams is again spot on.. i just described the Marketing Section in Dilbert... Laughing

iveco SG

Some rumours have it that Dr M does the same thing too. Shocked

Anyway, I prefer to think it as the effect of having a Horcrux. He may well have murdered LHL's 1st wife and created a Horcrux in the process. Twisted Evil

viciouskitty74 SG

On another note, I was just made to swallowed a dosage of snake alcohol.

Its taste a bit like mint. Says to help relieve my pain.

av98m SG

Could it be that most of the staff in these companies are temps/on contract and the high turnover ensures that the level of competency is at all times limited?

the Bear SG

no.. he's too stoned to be evil Laughing

here's a guy who quit heroin by becoming an alcoholic

Fatum SG

was it from one of those bottles with some critters bottled inside ? .... Shocked

viciouskitty74 SG

No this one is from a bottle with a female head and snake.

No critters in the bottle I can see. Its too muddy.

av98m SG

curried squid rings are good to eat what Laughing

viciouskitty74 SG

It usually is. Just that, I dont feel up to it.

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